It's tough being the person tasked with keeping politicians from saying things that might raise eyebrows. Take President Joe Biden's slip-up last year when he encouraged an audience of Irish dignitaries to "go lick the world," leaving White House staffers on multiple continents facepalming in unison.
This amusing gaffe inspired "Go Lick The World," a new casual clicker game from Pixel Play that hilariously merges the world of current affairs with the engaging, addictive nature of casual gaming. In "Go Lick The World," your mission is to lick the world as fast as you can, though we suggest using your finger for health and safety reasons. The game features a rotating 3D planet earth surrounded by various objects, and your task is simple: tap anywhere on the sphere, be it land or water, to rack up points and climb the leaderboards.
Boost your score and unlock "Licktastic" achievements by tapping on LickLink satellites, reminiscent of Elon Musk's Starlink network. Orbiting alongside these are F35 jet planes, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's own plane. Tapping these objects can significantly increase your points.
On the ground, you'll find satirical landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, the Great Pyramids, and a notably messy San Francisco. As you play, the screen fills with an array of bizarre items, including ice creams and space lasers, which can change daily. From Impeach-Mints on Mondays to Tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts, there's always something new to discover.
Adding to the fun, you can unlock various Earth skins and accessories such as a "clown world" face, trucker hats, an Uncle Sam patriotic hat, a Texas-themed cowboy hat (with a censored sign over the Texas-Mexico border), solar eclipse glasses, and more. These can be earned by watching rewarded ads. The upcoming "Great Debate Update" will introduce even more customization options, including a special figure's famous hair.
"Go Lick The World" is free to download and play on the App Store and Google Play Store, with in-app purchases available for removing ads, enabling auto-clicking (LickGPT), and adding a blue tick to your profile.
UPDATE: The recently released "Great Debate Update" now includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, along with the iconic Trump Hair.